IJalimane lidume umhlaba wonke ngamabhiya alo amnandi futhi athosiwe, amasoseji agwetshiwe anomlomo, nezimoto ezingenasici. Amaholo aphezulu, izimo zokuphila ezintofontofo, kanye namazinga aphansi okungaqashwa enza iJalimane likhange kwabokufika. AmaJalimane anesibopho futhi agcina isikhathi, ayakwazisa ikhwalithi engenakuphikiswa nokunethezeka, kuyilapho azi ukuthi angazijabulisa kanjani ngesikhathi sakhe samahhala. Okulandelayo, siphakamisa ukuthi ubheke amaqiniso athakazelisayo futhi amangazayo ngeJalimane.
1. I-Schnitzel kanye nesoseji ethosiwe yizintandokazi zaseJalimane.
2. Izakhamuzi ezingama-90% zinebhayisikili, kodwa ngu-80% kuphela olisebenzisayo.
3. Idolobha ngalinye linesakhiwo soMkhandlu (iRathaus). Lesi yisakhiwo sakudala esihle kakhulu.
4. Izakhamizi ezingama-90% ziphuza ubhiya, kuthi ezisele eziwu-10% ziphuze iwayini.
5. Isimo sezulu eJalimane sivame ukuba nemvula. Ehlobo kubanda noma kuyashisa kakhulu, awekho amazinga okushisa alinganiselayo.
6. Izithuthi zomphakathi zisebenza ngesikhathi, azivamile ukufika sekwedlule isikhathi.
7. Intela yabasebenzi ngama-35%.
8. Wonke umsebenzi ukhokha intela yesonto. Okungukuthi, unikela ethempelini.
9. Abesifazane bathatha umhlalaphansi kusukela eminyakeni engama-65, nabesilisa abaneminyaka engama-67.
Izakhamizi ezingama-75% zinezinja futhi ziziphatha njengezingane.
11. EGermany bathanda ukugcina isikhathi, kepha ama-60% amaJalimane awagcini isikhathi.
12. Kujwayelekile ukubhodla ukudla ngesikhathi, uma ingane ishaya itafula, bayamtshela: "Impilo."
13. Ukushaya amakhala wakho etafuleni nakho kujwayelekile.
14. Baningi abesifazane kunabesilisa eGermany.
15. Hhayi umama kuphela ongaba sekhefini lokubeletha, kepha nobaba. Umzali ngamunye angahlala nengane kuze kube yiminyaka emi-3 ekhaya.
16. Umdlalo wezemidlalo owuthandayo waseJalimane - ibhola. Kusukela ebuntwaneni, ingane ifundiswa ukudlala ibhola, noma ngabe ayifuni. Bavele bamphoqe ngenkani.
17. Izingubo zabahlali baseJalimane kufanele zikhululeke, zingabi zizinhle. Kungcono ukuthenga izingubo ezinophawu kanye futhi uzigqoke iminyaka emi-5, uthenge eshibhile futhi njalo ngesizini.
18. Abesifazane abangama-80% bagqoka amajini namateku, hhayi iziketi nezicathulo. Ukuthi nje kulula kakhulu kubo futhi akunandaba ukuthi abantu bacabangani ngabo.
19. AmaJalimane athanda ukonga imali. Lokhu kungumthetho noma umthetho.
20. AmaJalimane ayathanda ukuhamba, ikakhulukazi abahola impesheni.
21. Njalo kwikota eJalimane, kugujwa ama-carousels.
22. Azikho izitolo ezilula eJalimane, kunamadokodo kuphela emagalaji kaphethiloli.
23. Iningi lamaJalimane lihlala lodwa.
24. Idolobha lizokhokhela iJalimane ngalinye elingasebenzi ifulethi elingamamitha-skwele angama-42.9. m. futhi izosiza ukuyihlomisa.
Ama-25.77% amaJalimane anemoto. Lapho imoto ibiza kakhulu futhi iyintsha, kukhokhwa intela ethe xaxa kuyo.
Ama-26.60% amaJalimane asebenzisa i-Intanethi nsuku zonke.
Ama-27.95% amaJalimane anezingcingo zasekhaya.
Ama-28.80% amaJalimane anamaselula.
Ama-29.62% amaJalimane anendawo yokuwasha izitsha ekhaya lawo.
Ama-30.45% amaJalimane anezimalimboleko ezizobuyiselwa iminyaka engu-20-30.
31. Imifula emikhulu egeleza eJalimane yiRhine, i-Oder, iDanube, i-Elbe, iMain, iMoselle.
32. Ngaphambi kokungena ebhasini, udinga ukukhombisa ithikithi kumshayeli.
33. Ukwehla ebhasini emnyango wangaphambili akuvunyelwe, kuphela ezimweni eziphuthumayo.
Abantu abangama-32.67% baseJalimane bangamaKristu kanti abangu-11% abakholwa ukuthi uNkulunkulu ukhona.
33. Abafuduki abangaphezu kwezigidi eziyi-15 bahlala eJalimane, kanti inani labantu lilonke liyizigidi ezingama-80.
34. Izinhlobonhlobo zezilimi ezisezingxenyeni eziseningizimu nasenyakatho zinkulu kakhulu. Kuyenzeka nokuthi amaJalimane angaqondani.
35. Uma isitimela siphuze amahora ama-2, ungabuyisa u-50% wentengo yamathikithi.
36. Kunethikithi elingasetshenziswa ngoMgqibelo noma ngeSonto kusuka ngo-9 ekuseni kuye ku-3 ekuseni kulo lonke elaseJalimane, kubantu abangafika kwabayisihlanu ngentengo ngayinye. Intengo 46 euro. Kushibhile kakhulu.
37. Abafundi bathola ikhadi lokuhambela yonke indawo lapho bafunda khona esikhungweni semfundo.
38. Iningi lamaJalimane liyageza ekuseni, hhayi kusihlwa.
39. AmaJalimane anqena ukubolekisa.
40. Cishe ama-55% amaJalimane anomuntu ogcina izindlu.
41. Imindeni emikhulu (izingane ezi-3-4) imvamisa iba nezindelakazi ezingagcini ngokubheka izingane kuphela, kodwa futhi zenze nemisebenzi ehlukahlukene yasendlini. Ngokuvamile, laba ngabokufika abavela eRussia, ePoland nase-Ukraine.
42. Amaphoyisa aqhuba izimoto ezivela enkampanini "iMercedes".
43. Isinkwa ezitolo asimnandi, kungcono ukusithenga ebhikawozi, kepha sizobiza ngaphezulu kuka-2-3.
44. Labo abangasebenzi bathola imali evela kuhulumeni cishe ama-euro angama-350 ngenyanga umuntu ngamunye. (Ungaphila, kepha ngeke uzulazule), yize abanye benemoto ye-BMW.
45. Akuvumelekile ukushaya izingane. Ngenxa yalokhu, bangahle baphucwe amalungelo obuzali.
46. Izingane ezingaphansi kweminyaka engama-25 zithola isibonelelo sezingane inqobo nje uma zifundela esikhungweni semfundo.
47. Ngokushaya impama ebusweni noma ukuthukwa, ungathola inhlawulo efinyelela kuma-euro angama-500.
48. Amagobolondo egesi noma izikhali ezihlukumezayo azinakusetshenziswa eJalimane.
49. Cishe ama-80% obugebengu ngokubandakanyeka okuphoqelekile kwabokufika.
50. Uma uhlaselwa, kungcono ubaleke, umCzech alwe naye. Ngaphandle kwalokho, ungathola i-athikili enhle noma embi kakhulu.
51. Cishe akunakwenzeka ukweba esitolo, kukhona izinzwa noma amakhamera okuqapha yonke indawo.
52. 75% yabantu bahlala emafulethini aqashiwe. Ngisho abacebe kakhulu, kodwa ngasikhathi sinye banempahla yabo phesheya, ngokwesibonelo, eSpain noma eThailand.
53. Kunzima ngokwanele ukuxosha isiphambeko efulethini.
54. Kufanele ukhokhele umsakazo ne-TV kanye ngekota, futhi akekho onendaba nokuthi awuyisebenzisi.
55. Ukulungisa izingubo kubiza kakhulu kunokuthenga into entsha.
56. Uma ukhohlwe okhiye efulethini futhi ungenayo enye imali, lungisa ama-euro angama-250 ngokheshi ngokushesha.
Ama-57.80% wabantu awanayo imali ayiphethe. Bakhokha ngekhadi lesikweletu ngisho nasekhefi noma endaweni yokudlela.
58. Cishe azikho izivimbelo ezinganeni, zingenza cishe noma yini.
59. Kunomshuwalense onjalo: ngazo zonke izikhathi. Uma kwenzeka okuthile kuwe, uzokhokhelwa imali.
60. Kunobhiya obuningi eJalimane, kepha ubhiya omuhle ukhiqizwa eBavaria kuphela.
61. Ingane ingathwalwa ngebhayisikili esihlalweni esikhethekile kuphela. Ngaphezu kwalokho, ingane kufanele ibe nesigqoko sokuzivikela, uma kungenjalo, khona-ke kuzoba nenhlawulo.
62. Emotweni, ingane nayo kufanele ibe esihlalweni esikhethekile kuze kube yiminyaka eyi-14 ubudala.
63. Enkabeni yedolobha uyaye ubone abantu abanezinja becela izipho. Idolobha futhi liyabakhokhela ngokugcina inja.
64. AmaJalimane awabathandi abantu bokufika, kepha bazama ukuthola ulimi olufanayo nabo.
65. Akuvunyelwe ukwenza umsindo efulethini kusuka emahoreni ayi-13 kuye kwayi-15. Ngalesi sikhathi kunehora elithulile. Ngalokhu, ungathola nenhlawulo.
66. Ngemuva kwamahora angama-22 akuvumelekile ukulalela umculo onomsindo, ukudansa, ukucula.
67. Dweba iziphambano zaseJalimane futhi ubingelele njengoHitler akuvunyelwe.
68. Ongqingili eGermany bajwayelekile futhi kufanele baphathwe njengabantu abajwayelekile.
69. Utshwala nogwayi kuthengiselwa kuphela abantu abaneminyaka engaphezu kwengu-18 ubudala. Baze bacele ukukhombisa nepasi lami.
70. Kodwa amantombazane aqala ukuphuza amaphilisi okuvimbela inzalo eneminyaka engu-14.
71. Abesifazane baseJalimane abavamile ukufaka izimonyo, kepha uma begqoka, kungabonakala kude. Ukwenza okumnyama okunamandla kakhulu. Bekucatshangwa ukuthi abesifazane baseGerman babesabeka kakhulu, kepha manje lokho sekuguqukile.
72. E-Germany, ungabiza umuntu omdala kakhulu kunawe, uma evuma lokho.
73. IJalimane iyagula ngemikhiqizo ephilayo. Cishe wonke amadolobha anama-bioshops angama-3-4. Kunzima ukusho ukuthi le mikhiqizo mihle ngempela noma cha. Lezi zitolo zithandwa kakhulu ngomama abafuna okungcono kakhulu ezinganeni zabo. Intengo yalapho iphindwe kabili.
74. EJalimane, bacabanga ngempela ukuthi i-blonde ngumuntu oyisiphukuphuku.
75. Kunamaholide amabili amakhulu - uKhisimusi nePhasika, uNcibijane ugujwa ngesizotha, kodwa ngoKhisimusi bathola izipho ezibiza kakhulu.
76. NgePhasika, izingane zifuna amaqanda kashokoledi nazo zonke izinhlobo zoswidi, kanye nezipho ezincane engadini, ebezifihlwe ngabazali bazo. Futhi ezitolo zaleli holide kudayiswa onogwaja bakashokoledi.
77. Izinja eJalimane cishe azikhonkothi futhi zinobungane kakhulu kubantu ezingabazi.
78. Cishe wonke amaJalimane awakhumuli izicathulo uma engena endlini, ngisho neyabo.
79. Abantu abasebenzela umbuso abayikhokhi intela futhi akulula ukubaxosha.
80. Abesifazane baseGerman abazi ukupheka, futhi lokhu kuyiqiniso. Emindenini yaseJalimane, iningi labesilisa liyapheka.
81. Endaweni yokudlela, amaJalimane awathandi ukushiya ithiphu, uma enza kanjalo, aze afike kuma-euro ama-2.
82. Wonke umuntu wesithathu eJalimane une-tattoo noma ukubhoboza.
83. Ezitolo ezinkulu ezinkulu kuhlale kukhona ishalofu elinemikhiqizo yaseRussia.
84. Ukudoba eJalimane ngaphandle kwelayisense yokudoba akuvunyelwe.
85. Ama-disco anokulawula ubuso. Futhi uma ungavunyelwe ediscoini, noma ngabe ugqoke kahle, zithobe uhambe.
86. Ithoyizi eliyintandokazi lezingane, uTeddy bear.
87. Inhlawulo kadoti emgwaqweni ifinyelela kuma-euro angama-40.
88. Amakhekhe ayizintandokazi zaseJalimane ayimiqulu kasawoti (iBretzel) ne-apple strudel emnandi (Apfelstrudel).
89. Igama elingcolile elijwayeleke kakhulu imbobo esinqeni (arschloch) noma shit (scheise).
90. Igama elijwayeleke kakhulu lothando umcebo (schatz).
91. AmaJalimane avame ukubizwa ngamazambane ngoba awathanda kakhulu amazambane.
92. Baningi onondindwa eJalimane. Muva nje, sekube kubi kakhulu, ngisho nasesontweni.
93. Isifo engisithanda kakhulu umkhuhlane wesisu. Isakazeka ngokushesha okukhulu. Ihlala izinsuku ezi-3 kuya kwezi-5.
94. Ukubona udokotela, udinga ukusetha usuku nesikhathi sokuvakasha kwakho kusasele inyanga kusasele isikhathi.
95. Iningi lamaJalimane alibhemi, hhayi ngoba linakekela impilo yalo, kodwa ngoba ugwayi ubiza kakhulu. Iphakethe elilodwa libiza ama-euro ama-5.
96. AmaJalimane awawaqondi amahlaya, kuyingozi ukuhlekisana nawo.
97. EJalimane, kuhlungwa imfucuza: ipulasitiki, imfucuza nephepha.
98. AmaJalimane amadala acebile avame ukushada namantombazane asemancane aseRussia.
99. U-ayisikhilimu omnandi kakhulu udayiswa eMcDonald's noma eBurgerkings. Ifana kakhulu nengilazi yaseRussia.
100. Amadoda aseJalimane athandana kakhulu.
