Abesilisa bahluke kakhulu kwabesifazane hhayi ngokubukeka kuphela, kodwa futhi nasemqondweni nasembonweni wabo wokuphila. Kungakho abesilisa bekwazi ukubamba imizwa yabo futhi bacabange ngokusobala ezimeni eziphuthumayo. Okulandelayo, siphakamisa ukuthi ubheke amaqiniso amangazayo futhi athakazelisayo ngamadoda.
1. Emzimbeni wesilisa, ungafihla izinto ezingaphansi kakhulu kunezesifazane.
2. Isilinganiso seminyaka yokuphila kwamadoda sifushane kunesabesifazane, kodwa-ke, umuthi wanamuhla uhlulekile ukuchaza lokhu kungabi nabulungisa.
3. Kwabesifazane, izinkinga nge-potency noma i-prostatitis yimisindo engenalutho.
4. Abesifazane ababi nempandla ngaphandle uma befuna.
5. Abesilisa bahlala benqatshelwe otshwaleni, yize ngokwezibalo, abesilisa nabesifazane bahlushwa ukuphuza ngokweqile ngamanani alinganayo.
6. Indoda, njengowesifazane, inezingono. Kepha azinamsebenzi ngokuphelele, noma ngabe ufuna ukondla umuntu malini okungenani kanye.
7. Izinkinga zamadoda azixazululwa ngezinyembezi.
8. Umuntu angaba nenhlabathi ngaphansi kwezipikili zakhe.
9. Ukungcola ngaphansi kwezipikili zendoda akukwazi ukufihlwa nge-varnish ebomvu.
10. Amadoda awanikwa izimbali ngaphandle uma kungumngcwabo wawo.
11. Amadoda anqatshelwe ukuluma noma ukuklwebha ngaleso sikhathi se-orgasm.
12. Ngemuva kocansi, amadoda kufanele ageze, ahlanze, noma alahle okuthile.
13. Abesilisa ngeke babe nenye i-orgasm ehlala njalo ngokushesha ngemuva kokuhlanza, ukulahla noma ukugeza okuthile.
14. Izindlela zokuvikela ukukhulelwa ezingasetshenziswanga azenzelwanga abesilisa.
15. Ukuthi umuntu athandana naye uyavikelwa yini kuhlala kuyimfihlo yabesilisa.
16. Abesilisa abanazaba zokuthi bahlukumezeka, bonakalise imizwa yabo bonke abantu noma bangabi namandla njalo ngenyanga izinsuku ezine kuya kwezinhlanu.
17. Ngemuva kokuzalwa kwengane, amadoda awazuzi amakhilogremu athe xaxa.
18. Uma owesilisa ekhuluphala, ayikho ingxenye yomzimba wakhe eba nobulili futhi ihehe ngokwengeziwe.
19. Noma isisu sowesilisa silingana nesowesifazane ngenyanga yesishiyagalolunye ekhulelwe, usazodela isihlalo sakhe ebhasini.
20. Abesilisa abakhokhelwa isondlo sezingane.
21. Amadoda awazazi ukuthi azogqokani uma eqoma - isiketi noma ibhulukwe.
22. Uma owesilisa nokho enquma ukugqoka isiketi, khona-ke kufanele kube se-plaid, kungenjalo wonke umuntu uzocabanga ukuthi uyisitabane. Kodwa-ke, kuzodingeka uthathe ipayipi lesiketi ukuze ubukeke kahle njengeScotman.
23. Abesilisa badinga kuphela ukugunda isitho somzimba esisodwa, kodwa nsuku zonke.
24. Uma umuntu nokho ethatha isinqumo sokungagundi ingxenye yakhe kuphela yomzimba, khona-ke uthando lwakhe luyobe selungezwani nezinhlanga.
25. Indoda ingashaywa phakathi kwemilenze yayo ngesikhathi sokuxabana.
26. Kunomthetho ongaguquki: owesilisa akakwazi ukushaya umuntu wesifazane, noma ngabe ushaye phakathi kwemilenze. Kepha akekho umuntu osephelelwe yithemba lokuthi uzoqhamuka nomthetho wesibili ozovumela ukuthi owesifazane ancinzwe ngenxa yengono yakhe.
27. Ukwakhiwa kwendoda kungahle kungahlangani neze nowesifazane. Angamdlula nganoma yisiphi isikhathi, noma umzuzu ongafanelekile: ejimini, echibini noma emathuneni.
28. Kulula ukuthi amadoda acebe, kepha avamise ukubanjwa inkunzi. Ngasikhathi sinye, mancane amathuba okuba isisulu sokudlwengulwa kwabesilisa.
29. Kulula kubantu besifazane ukwenza imali embonini yezemfashini, noma embonini yezocansi. Njengoba besho, bazolala phansi, kodwa amadoda kuzofanele ame.
30. Izinqumo ezibaluleke kakhulu ziwela emahlombe amadoda anamandla. Konke kuchazwa ukuthi ukucabanga kwabantu besilisa kunengqondo kakhulu.
31. Indoda ayikwazi ukushiya ubuso bayo emqamelweni ekuseni.
32. Uma umuntu evuka ekuseni engabonakali kahle, ngeke akwazi ukubukeka kangcono. Amashubhu akhanyayo anokhilimu nopende ngeke amsize, okuhlukile emakhazeni.
33. Indoda enezinga eliphansi lokukhalipha nokubukeka okukude kakhulu nokuheha ngeke ikwazi ukuheha ukunakwa ngokugqoka isikibha esikubambayo esilingana esincane. Okuhlukile kungaba ngumakhi womzimba kuphela.
34. Umuntu akakwazi ukugqoka igolide nedayimane. Ngaphandle kokuthi ahambe, ashelele, avuke - ukhonkolo.
35. Amadoda awaphiwa igolide, idayimane, amasongo, izindandatho noma amacici. Ngisho nendima 34 ayisebenzi lapha.
36. Abesifazane abalethi uboya nobucwebe ezinyaweni zamadoda.
37. Amadoda awamenyiwe ku-waltz.
38. Abesifazane abagijimeli indoda ifuna inombolo yocingo.
39. Akekho noyedwa kulaba besilisa empilweni yakhe osezwile ibinzana elithi: "Ndoda, ingabe unyoko uyamdinga umalokazana?"
40. Noma ngabe imilenze emide kangakanani indoda ayilashwa e-cocktail. Okuhlukile: iklabhu yezitabane.
41. Amadoda awagqobhozi izingono zawo, ulimi noma inkaba. Uma lokhu kwenzeke, kulungile ukuthi ujikeleze umunwe ethempelini lakhe, futhi ungabongi ukoma kwakhe kokuzijabulisa.
42. Abesifazane abanakulinyazwa abesilisa ngesikhathi socansi lomlomo. Njengoba nje bengenakuzincinda noma yini, bevala uziphu webhulukwe ngokunganaki. Noma kunjalo, abesifazane baphikisa ngokuthi ayikho into ebuhlungu njengokuzala.
43. Amadoda angazishiza ngezicathulo zawo endlini encane.
44. Empilweni yawo wonke umuntu wesilisa kufika isikhathi lapho avele abone ngokungazelelwe ukuthi uhambo lokuhlanganyela nowesifazane esitolo alusenakugwenywa.
45. Okufanayo kuyasebenza naseshashalazini noma kwi-opera.
46. Kanye nokushushuluza ngomdwebo.
47. Futhi nokudla kwasemini okuhlangene noma ukudla kwantombazala.
48. By the way, umuntu wesifazane akakwazi ukuba nomamezala.
49. Kunzima kakhulu kwabesilisa ukuthola izicathulo ezifanelekile.
50. Ngaphandle kwalokho, udinga amasokisi ...
51. ... okumele zigezwe.
52. Indoda ayikwazi ukuyenga owesifazane ngezingubo zangaphansi ezinhle zelisi. Unezikhindi zangaphansi kuphela, okusha kakhulu okwamanje kuzo zonke izinto ezihlanzekile.
53. Uma owesilisa egqoke kahle futhi ekhanga, uzibeka engcupheni yokuphathwa njengesitabane.
54. Abesifazane abadingeki ukuthi bazi ukuthi bangabopha kanjani uthayi.
55. Akunakwenzeka ukuhlazisa owesifazane ngenkulumo mayelana nesitho sangasese esincane.
56. Indoda ayikhuliswa nge-silicone.
57. Abesifazane abadingi ukukhipha izinwele emakhaleni abo.
58. Uma owesifazane ephuzile ukuthandana nomuntu, usephuzile. Uma umuntu ephuzile, uyingulube.
59. Owesifazane akudingeki azulazule ehhovisi lokubhalisa egqoke isudi eqinile futhi engakhululeki, elinde indoda ephuze umshado wayo. Angase avele kahle imizuzu emihlanu ngaphambi komkhosi. Uma umuntu ekwenza, uyingulube.
60. Ukulungiselela kwabesifazane emshadweni kuyiholide lapho wonke umuntu ejabula futhi ehalalisela umakoti. Indoda izolalela ukuzwelana nokujova okululazayo mayelana nokuthi izolahlekelwa "ngomunye wabo".
61. Uma umuntu wesifazane ethanda, khona-ke into eyodwa. Indoda kufanele ihlale ikhetha phakathi kothandekayo wayo, ibhola kanye neMercedes entsha sha.
62. Kwanele ukuthi owesifazane abe nemfundo ephakeme nokumamatheka okuhle. Indoda, ngakolunye uhlangothi, kufanele iqonde izimoto, i-electrics, amapayipi futhi, ngokucela kowesifazane, imfashini, i-cinema nomculo.
63. Isikhathi esithile manje, amandla okupheka, ukuwasha nokuhlanza afakiwe kulezi zidingo ezingenhla. Ngaphandle kwalokho - izinyembezi nezinsolo zokuthi chauvinism.
64. Ngendlela, abesifazane abakwazi ukuba ngama-chauvinists.
65. Wonke amagama aqanjwa abesilisa, kanti abesifazane bawahumushela ebulilini besifazane.
66. Abesifazane bathanda ukugqoka iziketi ezimfishane noma ngentambo ejulile. Kodwa-ke, amadoda anqatshelwe ngokuphelele "ukubuka" kuzo zonke izintelezi zawo. Kungani ubeke ikhekhe elimnandi phambi kwabalambile, elingadliwa?
67. Ukunambitheka komuntu kwezobuciko kuthuthukiswa ngokwemvelo, kepha ekusabalalisweni kwamavidiyo angazilengisa ngamafilimu amahora amade. Ngenkathi lo wesifazane isikhathi sekhulu ethola uMfazi Omuhle eshalofini noJulia Roberts.
68. Amadoda ayizisulu ezikhangayo ngenxa yobukhulu bawo bejuba elindizayo kunabesifazane.
69. Le ndoda yasungula isondo, umsakazo, ucingo nezinye izinto eziningi. Kukuye lapho umhlaba wonke uthemba khona.
70. Uma umuntu engakwazi ukubhekana nokuwohloka kwekhompyutha, imoto noma ugesi uqobo, kuzofanele abone ukubukeka okuyihlazo, njengoba indoda kufanele ikwazi ukubhekana nanoma yikuphi ukuwohloka kanye nenkinga.
71. Abesifazane banamakhono amakhulu ekufundeni umsebenzi wasendulo.
72. Kodwa indoda kusazofanele ikhokhe.
73. Amaphupho obuntwana besilisa: ukuba ngusomkhathi, umongameli noma umfana wezinkomo cishe akwenzeki. Yini engashiwo ngomuntu wesifazane. Akunzima kubo ukuthi babe ngumama, umphathi, udokotela, noma nje inkosazana.
74. Isingenile iklabhu yasebusuku, indoda ngeke ikwazi ukuhlela isikhathi sayo sokuphumula sobusuku obuzayo, imamatheka kamnandi nje.
75. Ibanga labashushuluzi besilisa emjahweni wezemidlalo ubude ngamakhilomitha angama-20 kunalelo labesifazane.
76. Kunezinhlobo eziyishumi zamadoda nxazonke, futhi eziyisikhombisa kuphela kwabesifazane.
77. Impi yendoda amabhodlela aphukile ekhanda lesitha. Impi yowesifazane imayelana nezinwele eziklebhukile nezikhala.
78. Uma owesilisa ethola isithembiso esivela kowesifazane sokuchitha isikhathi ekhaya, angaqiniseka ngokuphelele ukuthi namhlanje uzobuka i-melodrama ekhalayo enjenge "Three metres above the sea level", inkulumo show "Bachelor" noma isiqephu esibalulekile ku- "House 2" ... Ukwenza izinto zibe zimbi kakhulu, konke kungafakwa kusibukeli kusihlwa kube kanye.
79. I-testosterone yesilisa esesimweni sayo esimsulwa ilingana nengxube ye-heroin ne-cocaine 1: 1. Kepha amadoda asakwazi ukucabanga ngandlela thile.
80. Ukukhetha kowesifazane endaweni yokucima ukoma kungahle kungagcini nge-whisky, brandy, vodka, njalonjalo. Anganikela ngokuthanda utshwala, i-martini, i-cocktail nezinye izingxube ezinamandla.
81. Abesilisa kumele basebenzise imali eningi kwezokuzijabulisa kunabesifazane. Okokuqala, indoda idinga ukuphuza kakhulu kunowesifazane. Okwesibili, kusamele adakise owesifazane. Futhi, okwesithathu, indoda kuzofanele ikhokhele yonke into noma kunjalo, ngoba: "Awu, uyindoda!"
82. Amadoda ayathanda ukulalela umculo onesigqi esinamandla, i-Aria, i-King ne-Fool, njll.
83. Nokho, emotweni, indoda kufanele ilalele uBritney Spears, uCeline Dion, uNyusha, njll. ngekhulu lama-21, owesifazane unelungelo lokuzikhethela umsakazo we-FM.
84. Esikoleni, abesilisa kufanele badlale ibhola, i-basketball, i-volleyball, kanti abesifazane balinganiselwe kwi-pioneer, i-table tennis noma i-badminton.
85. Uma owesilisa esifundweni sokuzivocavoca umzimba ekhohlwa umfaniswano wakhe, usazothola izikhindi zebhola kwezemidlalo. Ngenkathi owesifazane ekwazi ukucija ophaya ngokuthula endaweni yokudlela yesikole.
86. Indoda isethubeni elikhulu lokujeziswa esikoleni.
87. Nasekhaya.
88. Futhi emva komshado, amathuba okujeziswa kwabesilisa ayaphindeka kabili.
89. Uma kuyiwa empini, amadoda abuthelwa ebuthweni, bese abesifazane bema emsamo baphakamise iduku kusithandwa sakhe esihambayo.
90. Indoda kufanele ithwale impendulo yakho konke okusemhlabeni.
91. Imisebenzi eyayithathwa njengabesilisa kuphela phambilini seyivele iba ngabesifazane. IHockey yabesifazane isivele isunguliwe.
92. Noma ngabe uqaqa izinkinobho zesifuba sakho kangakanani, noma ngabe umamatheka kangakanani, noma ngabe amehlo endoda mahle kanjani, kusamele ukhiphe inhlawulo yokwephula imithetho yomgwaqo. Ngendlela, ngokwezibalo, abesifazane banamathuba amaningi okubhekana nezingozi zomgwaqo.
93. Uma owesilisa ehamba nowesifazane beya ebhayisikobho, khona-ke uzoba neseshini yamafilimu yamahora amabili mayelana nezigigaba zikaBrad Pete, Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise noma uLeonardo DiCaprio. Uma le ndoda inenhlanhla, futhi u-Angelina Jolie noma uJennifer Lopez ebonakala esikrinini, khona-ke le ndoda izobizwa ngokushesha ngokuthi iphambene noma ikhathazekile.
94. Amadoda awaphuzi i-champagne, kepha ayayivula, athole ukhokho esweni bese ekhipha igesi kuwo.
95. Amadoda - abahlanganyeli kuma-anecdotes aphathelene nabathandi abacashe ekhabetheni lomyeni obuyiswe ngokungalindelekile, behla ngesigaxa sikadoti ngezikhindi kuphela noma ngaphandle kwabo bathuthele kuvulandi komakhelwane. Kodwa-ke, into ehlekisa kakhulu ukuthi kwesinye isikhathi le ndaba ayiveli kwi-anecdote.
96. Abesifazane abakwazi ukubiza emakhaya njengommeleli womsebenzi wasendulo ovela ukuthi uyisitshudeni.
97. Abesifazane akumele besabe ukuthi umlingani wakhe uzobe esemncane.
98. Indoda ayikwazi ukuba ngumfazi wesigidigidi.
99. Amadoda awavunyelwe ukungena ebhavini labesifazane.
100. Indoda ayikwazi ukuthola isihloko "seQhawekazi Lomama".
