1. Umzimba wesilisa unezindawo ezimbalwa zokufihla okuthile lapho.
2. Abesilisa baphila kancane kunabesifazane.
3. Abesilisa bathambekele ezifweni ezihambisana nokungabi namandla.
4. Amadoda angahle abe nempandla kusenesikhathi.
5. Izingono esifubeni sendoda azisizi ngalutho: zombili ngobudlelwano obusondelene nangokwe-physiology.
6. Indoda ayikwazi ukuxazulula inkinga ngezinyembezi.
Amadoda ayi-7 ahambahamba ngezipikili ezingcolile.
8. Akekho onika amadoda izimbali.
9. Abesilisa abakwazi ukuklwebha ngesikhathi se-orgasm.
10. Ngemuva kocansi, indoda kufanele igeze, isule futhi ilahle okuthile.
11. Abesilisa abanazo izinhlobo eziningi zokuvimbela inzalo.
12. Indoda ayisoze yazi nakanjani ukuthi umuntu wesimame udlile yini iphilisi lokuvikela ukukhulelwa.
13. Ngemuva kwe-orgasm eyodwa, amadoda awakwazi ukuba ne-orgasm yesibili ngaso leso sikhathi.
14. Abesilisa abanawo amandla futhi abaziphathi ngendlela exakile.
15. Abesilisa abayi esikhathini futhi abekho esimeni esibi kulezi zinsuku.
16. Abesilisa abakhokhelwa isondlo sezingane.
17. Noma ngabe indoda ingakhuluphala futhi ibukeke njengentombazane ekhulelwe, ngeke inikezwe isihlalo ebhasini.
18. Amadoda awagcini ekukhetheni ukuthi agqoke ini: amabhulukwe noma isiketi.
19. Amadoda, ngokungafani nabesifazane, kufanele aphuce amadevu nezintshevu zawo kuphela.
20. Amadoda ayashaywa phakathi kwemilenze.
21. Indoda ayinalo ilungelo lokushaya owesifazane, noma ngabe uyamshaya.
22. Ukwakhiwa kungamfica umuntu ezimweni ezingalindelekile.
23. Abesilisa bayakwazi ukuceba ngokushesha.
24. Amadoda awawagqoki amadayimane.
25. Amadoda awajahwa ezitaladini ukuze abazi kangcono.
26. Indoda esendlini encane ingashafa izicathulo kalula.
27. Amadoda awabuthengi utshwala ngenxa nje yamehlo abo amahle nokubukeka kwawo.
28. Wonke umuntu, ngenkathi egibela ibhayisikili, wawa kuye.
29. Amadoda angalimala ngokuya ocansini ngomlomo nowesifazane ongenalwazi.
30. Abamele ubulili obunamandla bayakwazi ukuzilimaza ngokucindezela impukane yabo.
31. Amadoda kufanele ayothenga nozakwabo futhi baphathe izikhwama ezisindayo.
32. Ezandleni zamadoda azigqokwa.
33. Amadoda kuphela anomamezala.
34. Amadoda awadingi ukugqoka izingubo zangaphansi ezithandekayo, noma ngabe efuna ngempela.
35. Indoda ingakhubazeka kakhulu ngokumtshela ngesithunzi esincane.
36. Umuntu akakwazi ukukhulisa amabele akhe.
37. Amadoda kufanele agxile othandweni lwawo kuwo wonke umuntu ngasikhathi sinye: kumama, unkosikazi, umkhwekazi, indodakazi.
38. Abamele ubulili obuqine kakhulu akumele bathuthukiswe kuphela emhlabeni wonke, kodwa futhi bazi konke ngezimoto.
39. Amadoda ayabekezelela ukuthi umuntu wesifazane uba ocansini kuphela uma enezingane esezikhulile.
40. Kunzima kubantu besilisa ukukhetha izipho kulabo ababakhethile.
41. Amadoda angababhali benqwaba yezinto ezisunguliwe.
Kuma-marathi we-ski, indoda ihlala igijima ibanga elide.
43. Abesilisa babejeziswa kaningi phakathi neminyaka yabo yokufunda.
44. Amadoda aya empini, kwesinye isikhathi afela khona.
45. Noma ngabe indoda iqaqa izinkinobho ezingaki ehembe layo, iphoyisa lomgwaqo lisazombhalela inhlawulo
46. Amadoda abhekene nomhlangano nomuntu ogqokile.
47. Indoda ayikwazi ukushada usozigidi, ngoba izigidigidi zivame ukumela ubulili obuqine kakhulu.
48. Indoda ayikwazi ukuba nesiqu esithi "mama-heroine."
49. Amadoda kulula ukuwalawula.
50. Amadoda awazweli othandweni.
51. Imvamisa kuba ngamadoda enza ubugebengu.
52. Amadoda kufanele adlale indima enkulu kuzo zonke izingxenye zempilo.
53. Shish kebabs imvamisa kufanele ilungiswe ngamadoda.
54. Mayelana nabesilisa bavame ukuhleba abantu besifazane.
55. Imvamisa abesilisa bashiywa amantombazane abathandekayo.
56. Kusukela ekuqaleni, ama-leggings ayebhekwa njengezambatho zabesilisa kuphela.
57. Isiphuze utshwala obuningi, indoda ngeke ikwazi ukuya ocansini.
58. Yize noma amadoda enamandla, kodwa abuthaka ngokuziphatha kunabesifazane.
59. Amadoda kufanele aphakamise umuntu abathandana naye.
60. Kwesinye isikhathi abesilisa abavunyelwe ukubuka ibhola nokuphuza ubhiya nabangani.
61. Amadoda kufanele asebenze kanzima.
62 Indoda kufanele idle umlomo womuntu wesifazane ngenkathi iqabula.
63. Indoda isetshenziswa ebusika njengesifudumezi.
64. Akuvamile ukuthi amadoda anconywe.
65. Amadoda angafa ngenxa yokwethuka kobuhlungu uma engaba nengane.
66. Amadoda ngabantu abanganaki.
67. Abesilisa kufanele bakwazi ukungena emchameni.
68. Enqubweni yokukhulelwa kwengane, cishe yonke into incike kwabesilisa.
69. Abesilisa bayengwa kalula.
70. Abesilisa bavamise ukusetshenziswa ngabesifazane ukuze kuzuze bona.
71. Yindoda okufanele inike umuntu wesifazane injabulo ngesikhathi socansi.
72. Amadoda kufanele aphathe isidlo sasekuseni embhedeni.
73. Amadoda ahlala ematasa ngokuthile.
74. Amadoda awanamandla okuzimisela.
75. Uma owesilisa ene-testosterone eningi emzimbeni wakhe, bayathukuthela futhi babe nolaka.
76. Abesilisa bathambekele kakhulu ekuphazamisweni yi-autistic.
77. Ingane ezelwe ayikaze isho igama lokuqala "baba".
Usuku lukaBaba olungu-78 alugujwa emhlabeni.
79. Usuku Lwamadoda akulona usuku olubomvu lwekhalenda, futhi alukho nolunye usuku lokuphumula.
80. Amadoda angashadile kufanele azipheke futhi azigeze.
81. Amanye amadoda asokwa eseyizingane, kepha abesifazane.
82. Amadoda maningi amathuba okuthi ahlupheke ngenxa yokungakwazi ukunakekela lapho esakhula.
83. Amadoda mancane amathuba okuthi abe yizisulu zobugebengu.
84. Akuwona wonke amadoda angaba ngobaba.
85. Isikhathi esiningi abesilisa babulawa yizifo ezihlobene nenhliziyo.
86. Izingane zamadoda zinamathuba amaningi okuthi zife kunezingane zesifazane.
Abesilisa abangama-87 baseMongolia baba ngabokuqala ukugqoka izicathulo ezinezithende.
88. Kusukela ekuqaleni kwakungamadoda ayethathwa njengama-geisha.
89. Amadoda kufanele azilinganisele ngokwabo ukufaneleka kwabo.
90. Abesilisa kuphela abesaba ukukhulelwa kwabo okungahlelile.
91. Abesilisa banesibopho ukwedlula abesifazane.
92. Amadoda kufanele abekezelele ukukhala kowesifazane.
93. Abesilisa abakwazi ukulingisa i-orgasm.
94. Abesilisa abakwazi ukubona uma owesifazane enza i-orgasm.
95. Amadoda avame ukuqamba amanga.
96. Ingcindezi yendoda iba nzima kakhulu.
97. Abesilisa bahogela kaningi kakhulu kunabesifazane.
98. Uma ukholwa izibalo, maningi amathuba okuthi amadoda ashaywe ukuduma kwezulu.
99. Ubuhlungu bunzima emadodeni.
100. Abesilisa kumele bancenge abesifazane ukuthi baye ocansini.
